"Terrible" Terry Tate Accepts New Assignment
Ron Felcher, C.E.O. of Felcher & Sons, has recently appointed Linebacker Terry Tate to his staff. Retired NFL linebacker, Terrible Terry Tate, has accepted the enforcer job at Felcher & Sons and has been expected to clean the place up.
Terry’s duties are to enforce the law at the office and make sure no one is disobeying common regulations at the office. Terry has stated that he will be taking his job very seriously and assured his boss that employees will feel the pain if they step out of line.
Currently, Felcher has commended Terry on a job well done because the office has seen significant improvement. Felcher quoted that, “since Terry has been with us, productivity has went up 46%.” 
Even though Terry’s retired, his poise and determination in the office is just like it was on the field. His tenacious defense in the office emulates that of his playing days.
Terry has no time for games or pain. The only thing he has time for these days are punishing those who get out of line. He has unleashed the pain, however, on those who defy the regulations of the office. Ask his fellow employees. He has penetrated fear into all those who work at Felcher & Sons and no one gets out of line when Terry’s around.
People have said that Felcher is insane for hiring Tate but he begs to differ. He thinks of himself as someone who thinks outside the box to stimulate success for his company.
This new idea might sound crazy and out of line but it has been very effective. Maybe businesses all around the world will take this new idea of punishment into effect because of the overall success we all have seen at Felcher & Sons.
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